How to Translate Work Email


I have a question → I have 18 questions.

I'll look into it → I've already forgotten about it

I tried my best → I did the bare minimum

Happy to discuss further → Don't ask me about this again

No worries → You really messed up this time

Take care → This is the last you'll ever hear from me

Cheers! → I have no respect for you or my self

Culled from thecooperreview.com

Wish you all a pleasant day at work!!!