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on January 14, 2017

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Employee Mistakes If a barber makes a mistake, It is a New style If a driver makes a mistake, It is a New path, If an engineer makes a mistake, It is a New Venture If parents makes a mistake, It is a New Generation If a politician makes a mistake, It is a New Law If a scientist makes a mistake, It is a New Invention If a tailor makes a mistake, It is a New Fashion If a teacher makes a mistake, It is a New Theory If our boss makes a mistake, It is a New Idea If an employee makes a mistake, It is a Mistake Only How to get a Day off from Work Woman: I can make the boss give me the day off. Man: And how would you do that? Woman: "Just wait and see''. She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling. Boss comes in: What are you doing? Woman: I'm the light bulb. Boss: You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off. The man started to follow her and the boss asks: Where are you going? Man: I...

Man tries to get sons car impounded by Dubai Police

Dubai Police In a strange case handled by the Dubai Police, a father recently reported his son to the traffic department of the Dubai Police, insisting and requesting them to impound his son's vehicle. Although no traffic offence was recorded against the son's vehicle, the father said he wanted to discipline his son so that the latter would respect the traffic laws. He said he had seen his son flouting the traffic laws on a number of occasions. Colonel Jamal Al Banai, deputy director of the General Department of Traffic at Dubai Police, said that the father came to the traffic department, accompanied by his son and insisted that the police confiscate the latter's vehicle, stressing his son did not abide by the law. He said that he wanted to teach him a practical lesson. Col Banai said this was a one-off case, as here the father himself was insisting that his son's car be impounded for a month and a half until he comes to them again to get the vehicle ba...

Sad news: Baby devoured by giant rats in South Africa

'A three-month-old baby in South Africa has been eaten alive by giant rats after her mother left her alone to go on a drinking binge. The baby girl died in the Katlehong township in Johannesburg, after her mother left her unattended for the entire night, reports the Khaleej Times Africa. The 26-year-old mother was arrested for child neglect when she returned to the shack in the early hours to find the remains of her child in a blood-stained bed. The baby girl’s twin brother, named Lucky, was spared a similar grisly fate as he had been taken along on the drinking binge. Describing the horror, a neighbor said: “The baby could only have died a painful death. The infant’s tongue, eyes and fingers had all been eaten. Besides the missing body parts, the remains of her body had bites and wounds all over that were inflicted by the sharp teeth of the rats. This woman must rot in jail.” Giant rats, some growing up to a meter long, are a major problem for the poverty stricken townships...

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